LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE DREADED ORANGE PAGE! 
THIS PAGE'S SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO GENERALLY MESS AROUND WITH YOUR EYES.   AFTER A SHORT ENCOUNTER WITH THE SHEER ORANGENESS OF THIS PAGE, YOUR RETINAS WILL ORANGEINATE AND EVERY COLOUR YOU ENCOUNTER AFTER THIS WILL HOLD A SLIGHT ORANGE TINGE TO IT.   YOU MADE A MISTAKE COMING HERE NOW YOU ARE DOOMED TO SEEING ORANGE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.   HA HA HA.  SEE YOU IN ORANGE LAND KEMOSABE!

 
IF YOU CILCKED HERE YOU'VE SYSTEMATICALLY DESTROYED THE WORLD.   SORRY. CONGRATULATIONS!  YOU'VE SAVED TH WORLD FROM BEING INVADED BY ORANGES!
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