CLICK
ZIP
BANG
BOOM
NOW
WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH PEOPLE LIKE PUSHING BUTTONS. SO WE HERE
AT THE PAGE OF USELESSNESS HAVE INVENTED THE MOST AMAZING PAGE OF ALL.
LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO THE.......
BUTTON
PAGE!
YES
PEOPLE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PRESS THIS BUTTON AND YOU WILL SYSTEMATICALLY
DESTROY AN ENTIRE THIRD WORLD COUNTRY!
(EVEN
THOUGH THIS SOUNDS FUNNY YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF IF WE ARE JOKING
OR NOT.)
CLICK
HERE..
NOW
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PRESS HERE AND BOOM!
THERE GOES BURKINA FASO!
NOW,
DON'T YOU FEEL BAD AND NASTY? YOU LITTLE DEVIL YOU!
HEY!
THIS
IS PROFESSOR OF GOOD WILL, ED MONKEY HERE. AND BEFORE YOU ASK
YES, I AM A MONKEY. I AM VERY ASHAMED TO SAY THAT I AM DISTANTLY
RELATED TO YOU AFTER DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT. HOW COULD YOU
SIMPLY BLOW UP AN ENTIRE COUNTRY BECAUSE IT WAS FUN?! MAY YOU ROT
IN THE STINKY LANDS OF CHERNOBYLFOR YOUR SINS. AND YOU STINK!
WHAT?
YOU THINK THIS IS THE WAY HOME? NO! THIS
IS PICTURE OF A COW! IF YOU WANT
TO GO HOME YOU FIND YOUR OWN BLOODY WAY HOME! THE YOUTH OF
TODAY I DON'T KNOW BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO WALK HOME IN THE SNOW WITH
CONCRETE SHOES UP A MOUNTAIN WHILST BEING CHASED BY GERMANS!
LOOK, NOW YOU'VE GONE AND GOT ME RILED, JUST
GO
AWAY