COWS
"Moo."
Cows. Let's face
it, they are the best thing since sliced bread. If I had my
way cows would take all main positions in the world. Imagine,
a cow for president, an all cattle parliment, the world would be a better
place. Cows in action movies, cows at the oscars, it would
take the cinema world by storm. Cows on the moon (Not just
jumping over it).
Cows should replace people
and live our lives whilst we, the human race moved into the green pasture,
a less stressfull life I'm sure.
And besides, if you get lonley..........................................
DOBBO'S
POINTLESS PAGE PRESENTS.....
AN
INTERVIEW WITH BOB, THE MOST FAMOUS COW UNDER THE SUN!
(FOR
THOSE THAT DON'T KNOW BOB WAS THE ONE THAT JUMPED OVER THE MOON)
DPP: So, Bob, what was it like jumping over the moon?
Bob: Moo.
DPP: Ah-ha! And did your parents support your
decision?
Bob: Moo.
DPP: Any particular thanks you'd like to give to the people
who helped you through the tough ordeal....Like God, the Pope, family friends?
Bob: Moo.
DPP: That is quite possibly the sweetest thing I've ever
heard. Your wife must be very lucky.
Bob: Moo.
DPP: Bob, you devil! That's hardly clean enough to
publish on this wholesome family oriented web-page.
Bob: Moo.
DPP: Thanks very much for your time Bob.
Bob: Moo.
ON
BEHALF OF THE PAGE WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGISE FOR THE OBSCENITIES THAT
BOB MUTTERED WHEN ASKED ABOUT HIS WIFE.
HOME,
WELL, BACK TO MY CONTENTS PAGE, SO REALLY YOU'RE
NOT GOING HOME AT ALL. IT'S REALLY
BEYOND ME WHY PEOPLE CALL THIS 'HOME', 'CAUSE REALLY, IT'S NOT.